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Courtney Oates's avatar

Makes me think of my friend's dad's memorial service where similar hilarities were shared from his unparalleled wit.

He rec'd a phone call from a fellow colleague one evening.

"Hello Dick. Is this a good time to call? Are you having supper?"

To which Dick replied, "No, but I wish I were."

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Meanwhile, Elsewhere's avatar

Perfect! Thanks for sharing this anecdote. Very memorable. And useful for all kinds of situations!

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Elizabeth Beggins's avatar

🤣

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Nan Tepper's avatar

OMgoodness. These are hilarious. I love the good old, bad old days. Mind if I swipe some of these for my quote series? Although, I am trying to do something a little less insulting, and a little more loving, it's nice to break it up now and then with some real zingers. Keeps things real. The Churchill/Astor quote is phenomenal. He was a clever dude. And of course, Dorothy P never disappoints. xo

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Elizabeth Beggins's avatar

Often misattributed to Shakespeare: "I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

Your friend Joe sounds like a fun guy to work with...on Thursdays. :)

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Meanwhile, Elsewhere's avatar

Joe was the best. Thanks for the useful addition to the list!

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